Blurb:
Mistletoe
mayhem! Cooked Goose is a hilarious holiday love story filled with sizzle,
sugar, and sass.
“Your
father called me. He invited me for Christmas. I have a ticket for the same
flight as you. Tonight.”
With
those words, Big Mike sucked the oxygen out of the room. Minnie intended her
father would meet her new man, Big Mike… eventually. Minnie wanted to give
Daddy time to get used to the idea that his “little girl” is embroiled in a
serious relationship. A few decades, perhaps. Because Daddy’s not your
run-of-the-mill protective father—he’s a criminal. But now Minnie is heading
home for the holidays with Big Mike in tow.
Big
Mike is no delicate violet. He’s quiet and lethal—an ex-Special Forces soldier
whose day job involves “keeping the Free World safe.” But Big Mike doesn’t want
to spoil Minnie’s Christmas and promises not to hurt anyone. His resolve will
be tested by Minnie’s father, her psycho brother, and three outlaw lieutenants
who want his woman.
About the Author:
Susan Amanda Kelly loves
making up stuff in her head. She drives her husband to distraction by suddenly
stopping mid-conversation and staring off into space. She once spent five hours
at sea on a boat, muttering, “Where would he hide the body?” She hopes the
video footage of that trip has been wiped. She finally decided to put the
characters that inhabit her head, onto paper. It was like opening the door on a
lunatic asylum—glorious bedlam. She hopes her readers come to love her
characters as much as she does. She writes action-packed romantic comedies. And
her husband is convinced her male leads are based on him. Not the body-hiding
psychopath, of course. Sign up to be the first to hear about her new releases: http://eepurl.com/bIb7G5
Review:
Cooked Goose: Big Mike
and Minnie
is the kind of short fiction one can only get with an e-reader. At less than fifty
pages, you can chuckle and laugh your way through it in a little over half an
hour. Although he’s promised Minnie not to hurt anyone, the men surrounding her
at her father’s when they arrive for Christmas make it pretty much impossible
for Big Mike to keep his fists to himself. The challenge becomes keeping the
altercations—and the evidence thereof—from Minnie. Especially when the turkey
ends up being one of the casualties. Now what’ll they eat? Someone’s goose is
about to be cooked.
Big
Mike and Minnie are an unlikely couple. The offspring of rival biker gangs, Big
Mike is a killing machine whose interests include motorcycles and martial arts.
Minnie is an internationally known model whose interests include shoes and Fashion
Week. But, she also knows where to place her stilettos when grabbed for
behind.
Short
story or long, you can count on Big Mike and Minnie to keep you laughing and on
the edge of your seat wondering what happens next. Because ya know it’s gonna
be good! Grab Cooked Goose: Big Mike and Minnie
and find out for yourself.
Author Website: http://eepurl.com/bIb7G5
Heat Rating:
R
Length: 49 Pages
Digital Price: $0.99
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