The Sweet Potato Queens'
Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit is a hilarious (though not scientifically tested) wink
at the time-honored mysteries of parenting, because anybody who has ever had a
kid or has ever known one knows that the experience is neither fun nor
profitable -- so you might as well laugh!
As each generation begins its hopeful, happy, and, yes, sometimes harrowing journey as Parent and Child, together they spawn a new body of "knowledge," the nuances of which will elude the Experts every time. Here are stories of the things we do for Mother Love -- or, the most incredibly full-time volunteer job ever -- and tips guaranteed not to be found in any other parenting guide.
As each generation begins its hopeful, happy, and, yes, sometimes harrowing journey as Parent and Child, together they spawn a new body of "knowledge," the nuances of which will elude the Experts every time. Here are stories of the things we do for Mother Love -- or, the most incredibly full-time volunteer job ever -- and tips guaranteed not to be found in any other parenting guide.
·
How to talk to a pregnant woman
·
How the diamonds on delivery policy can
speed up the labor nature intended
·
Why a good mother is always adept at
subterfuge
·
The list of things you wouldn't think you
would have to tell kids not to do
·
Why mothers of sons can never retire
·
Why, for parents, it's just a short drive
to the poorhouse
The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit will have everyone who's ever been a parent -- or has ever thought of becoming one -- or has ever been a child -- or is still one -- giggling and grinning (no small feat) through those childbearing years...and beyond.
Review by Rose Thornton:
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for visiting, Rose, Julie, Donna, & Rochelle
Length:
304 Pages
Prices:
Print:
$12.95
Digital:
$9.43
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